WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?! Meet the Ladies of the Tea Party!

Here at The Tea Party of the Dead we've got ourselves a fabulous batch of beauties and brilliant bloggers eagerly awaiting to deliver some awesome articles for your viewing pleasure. You must be wondering though...who the heck are they?! Well, to start off this little tea party, we're going to throw up little bios and pics of the women behind the party. Shall we begin?

NAME: Ms Harker

BLOG: Musings Across a Continuum

AREAS OF EXPERTISE: Vampires, Supernatural side of horror, and horror in our daily lives.

Ms Harker is a horror enthusiast, blogger would be horror writer and professional bleeding heart. With a penchant for all things fanged, she takes particular delight in the supernatural side of the genre and prefers her horror with a little raunch on the side. Ms Harker enjoys horror in all its formats film, television, books however has a soft spot for graphic novels. Her blog Musings Across a Continuum reflects her love for the gothic side of horror, where ladies wore delightful art deco gowns and clutched at their pearls as the monster approached! Her blog has been online since approximately August 2008. are vampires, the supernatural side of horror and horror in day to day life.

NAME: Emily Intravia
BLOG: The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense
AREAS OF EXPERTISE: Anything from the 1970s to the present, with a heavy emphasis in the pretty darn awful (but not necessarily exploitation) and pretty much anything involving villainous creatures under 5 foot tall (leprechauns, toys, kids, etc.)

The Deadly Doll's House is quiet and colorful little nook of cyberspace where films ranging from Deadtime Stories to Deadgirl get their chance to be reviewed and recommended for a rental, purchase, or burial in consecrated ground diligently guarded by Halloween III style security ‘bots sworn to protect innocent Netflix subscribers from experiencing the terror and suicidal inducing tremors I felt watching the It’s Alive remake. Lessons are learned (did you know Caucasian clowns are not classified as white? Thanks Fear of Clowns!) highs and lows measured, and a quick, usually spoiler-free (unless warned otherwise) plot is synopsized. Every Friday, she takes a quick field trip over to PopSyndicate.com to contribute a miscellaneous column on anything from real estate advice in the horror universe to how the PG13 rating has affected the genre. All this endless rambling is the result of 27 years and counting spent with zombies, demons, toxic waste infused arachnids, evil but angelic looking children, and of course, a diverse assortment of tiny knife-wielding homicidal dolls.


NAME: JENNIFER GOLDEN
BLOG: Zombies are Magic
AREAS OF EXPERTISE: Zombies, which really scare the crap out of her

"Zombies are Magic" is a blog that is now 2 years old (but in all honesty, it has only been a pure Horror blog for about a year. Before that there were a lot of pictures of my cat.) I am a 35 year old horror fanatic! I have loved to be scared since I was a little girl, but it is only as an adult that I have let my horror freak flag fly. My fascination started with the slasher films I saw in my youth such as Friday the 13th, Halloween, and A Nightmare on Elm Street. In my early twenties I re-discovered the classic Universal Horror films and that sent my on the journey I am on today. I love all aspects of horror culture, including film, television, literature, and music. My horror heroes are HP Lovecraft, Richard Matheson, George A. Romero, Clive Barker, David Cronenberg, Mary Shelley, Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Shirley Jackson, Sam Raimi, Neil Gaiman, and Mr. Edgar Allan Poe. My Blog, however, is really about my journey to educate myself about all aspects of horror. So it is mostly thoughts and reviews about the good, bad, and the ugly of horror that is new to me. With an occasional cat picture.

COME BACK TOMORROW FOR THREE MORE CONTRIBUTOR PROFILES!